The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 25, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You’re in a pickle now, Eno. You mayo may not be able to get out of it, but I don’t relish being in your position.

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    I have some in my refrigerator, but a car is too hot for stuff like that.

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Police departments won’t hire people who score high on IQ test. This. Predictable.

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    Knightman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well officer I was wondering how long for you to Ketch-up to Eno!!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Condom mints. Aren’t those Tic Tacs?

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 2 years ago

    My wife hoards Chick-fil-a sauce.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    Usually Eno is advised.. “Donut hand me that line.”

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    po'dawg  over 2 years ago

    Hope Eno doesn’t have any of those dangerous plastic straws in there.

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago

    After once seeing kids at a table stick the top of squeeze bottle ketchup and mustards up their noses and then the family just left the table, my friend and I ask for individual packets when available. I did mention the noses-in-the-bottles to the manager, who was grateful. I have also seen kids lick the top of salt and pepper shakers in restaurants. More than once. Packets are good.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 2 years ago

    If he were a lover of french fries, he would understand. By the way – despite what some may say, most police are good and bright people.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    I hope they don’t discover my cache of Taco Bell sauces.

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    Funny!

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    Guessing this was left from when the drive-thru’s were suffering from supply chain issues.

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    gammaguy  over 2 years ago

    I’ve been known to transport a square dance band, but never a contra band.

    (Admittedly, an in joke.)

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    oh, no – not the heinz 57 k9…

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