The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 26, 2022

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Apparently, the duck isn’t the only one that laid an egg.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The one in the carton

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    AFLAC! Stop smoking in the hospital, it’s not the ‘50’s

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    It’s the one that says “Say the Secret Word and win $100.”

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    ncrist  over 2 years ago

    that’s the silliest thing I ever hoid

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Good yolk today!

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    I feel sorry for the child of the not so bright human dad.

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    Differentname  over 2 years ago

    From the TV show ‘Just Shoot Me.’

    Dad : I was there when you were born! Granted, I was out in the waiting room. Smoking a cigar. And drinking brandy. But I was there.

    Daughter: [looks shocked] I can’t believe it!

    Dad : You don’t believe I showed up to see my kid get born??

    Daughter : I can’t believe you used to be able to smoke and drink in a hospital! These days, you can’t do that in a bar!

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t the egg (still) be in a Birthing/Hatching Room?

    Being here seems premature.

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    Nuliajuk  over 2 years ago

    I’m old enough to remember when people were allowed to smoke in hospitals. It was a very long time ago and I’m pretty sure even then they didn’t allow cigars.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    He’s just egging him on.

    Actually, shouldn’t the egg have hatched to be there?

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    What are you? Some kind of idiot? LOL

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    SavannahJim Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well, if it LOOKS like a duck…

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Looks like we’re witnessing the birth of the Guard Duck from Pearls?

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    davanden  over 2 years ago

    Do hospitals still have these rooms?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t that egg be in an incubator (hospitals have those)?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    Egg is too young to wing it.

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    daleandkristen  over 2 years ago

    Eldo…that was MY 1st thought!

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    Now, I’m waking to eggs and bacon.

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    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    The kids going to crack up.

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    James Noury Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Duh!

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    mpearl  over 2 years ago

    why would they even be allowed to smoke in a hospital? ranks as one of the dumbest strips ever drawn.

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    Guy Steele Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A new father passing out cigars is a very old trope.

    https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProudPapaPassesOutTheCigars

    It survives in comics for the same reason as claw feet in bathtubs: even though outdated, they are instantly recognizable (at least to those with long memories) and thus serve as a useful visual shorthand.

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    globalenterprize1990  over 2 years ago

    Say the secret word and win a prize.

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