Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 26, 2022

If you want your coffee cup connected to wifi, you deserve the insult.

Nooooooo!!!

Self heating coffee mug….a dream come true….the poltergeist notwithstanding.

Personally, I have never heard of a Poltergeist making speech, but then again he is using an electronic device to do it.

Ha! Throw it out Gary!

Next, the icebox will be possessed by a poultrygeist.

Move over Richard Simmons, there’s a new health guru in town!

And this is why I don’t have a smart anything except my phone, and I never ever talk to Siri. Connecting these “smart” appliances to your wifi is just an invitation to get hacked.

Wow! That Poltergeist is really getting feisty with our fat vampire!