Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 26, 2022

So was I. But then my sister was born.

I was only a child…..until I grew up.

And you still are.

Ben Franklin with contacts.

Low blow! Way to nail a guy for something he can’t control.

My brothers and sisters WISHED I had been an only child……for another family.

His name is Quits, when he was born his Dad took one look at him, and said to Mom, “Let’s call it quits.”.

snort

Sometimes children are born, and the parent(s) realizes that no matter what number this child is, it will be the last.

My brother and I were 6 years apart. It made us both only children.

Neil Young: ♪♫ “I am a child, I’ll last a while. You can’t conceive of the pleasure in my smile.” ♫♪

Hey lady!! I resemble that remark! (as my true-to-life avatar shows)

“That’s right, they stopped at perfection. “

Hobbes: “Does it work?”

Calvin: “No brothers or sisters so far!”

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/06/07

What, no gold chain? He’s a fake!

If you have younger siblings your parents can tell you they wanted to try again in hopes of getting a good one next time.