Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 21, 2022

Here’s a question that’s been on my mind. Why is it that when media portrays someone turning to stone, their clothes often turn to stone with them?

It was “Rocky”!

Phoebegold Powers Activate!

you are a comedienne, Marigold

Marigold: “What was it like being turned to stone? Mannnnn, it ROCKED”! …………………… (bump)

everybody must get stoned….

it was gneiss. no schist.

“It was hard”!!

Phoebe has a point.

Can’t just leave her hanging.

Story advisors – Maud Pie and Elizabeth the Chicken.

Cannot leave a sista hangin’!

Neigh,it did not.

(>.<)

Well, I imagine it did leave her feeling a little stiff…

I wonder if Steve ever visits a seafood restaurant. That way he could have… rock lobster!

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…I’ll get my coat. Oh, wait, I’m already wearing it.

Yeah it does…

RIM SHOT for Marigold !! … :)

Nothing wrong with hoof bumps! /)

For a moment I thought she was going to turn Phoebe into stone so she could see how it felt.

Here’s a helpful tool for Marigold and all the pun-icorns on today’s comments page:

http://instantrimshot.com/

Frankly I am finding this storyline ossifying myself…

Even an old fossil can be a unicorn when she gets limber.

Rock Oat!

A real friend will fist bump you even when you haven’t done anything to deserve it.

And how do the Hulk’s pants stay on when he morphs?

[sings] “That’s what friends are for!”