Monty by Jim Meddick for April 01, 2022

The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men

At least two people here yesterday warned him not to sample it.

Monty you twit, just take your pants off!

“And the glue soaked through my pants to the skin. This is NOT going to be pretty.”

No back-up plan……

We told you, Monty! :D

“Whata maroon!”

As the judge pondered the charge ‘Indecent Exposure to a Robot’, he wondered what preferred pronouns to use.

Yea, I called it!!

Even with graph paper & a protractor Monty couldn’t get the drop on Moondog. There must be more to Moondog than we realized.

Part of our celebrations today is recognizing the true fools amongst us. Monty, can you please stand up? Oh, ah, I guess you can’t.

Actual LOL on this one. Also reminds me of Tim the Tool Man Taylor accidentally gluing his head to a table.

This just in … Former President Trump has admitted to a multitude of felonies.

‘’Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa. I have wronged the American people and will stand trial for all my crimes. It’s the right and just way.’’

And we note the date …. what a joker!

Now it’ll be easier for the gazpacho police to get him

Oh boy…

You were warned. :)

Love it when cartoonist do April fools strips

all he has to do is take off his pants. sure, they’ll be stuck to the chair, but at least he can then take care of the gazpacho effect

And-d-d, Monty self-destructs again….

Maybe you could slip out of your plaid pants in time to deal with the consequences of gazpacho-sampling?

Ok Jim M. you nailled it with this one. best joke of the month award.