Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 05, 2022

Hard pass.

I’m seeing a woman named Ursula.

I can’t wait to shake your hand. All eight of them.

I once worked for a company called New Breed Logistics (I am happy to use the past tense when saying that).

When people asked what the company did, I said, “genetic enginnering.” And then as Arlo Guthrie said, “They all moved away from me on the bench.”

How does THAT grab ya?

Some people said he’d be a sucker to do this.

They weren’t totally wrong – tentacally speaking.

If he wasn’t doing a zoom meeting, he’d have to wear pants. And that, I’d like to see!

Ursula’s brother, Bob.

He is working on crossing a cow with an octopus so it can milk itself.

You can keep your culture in your petri dishes…

Um—-RUN!

Would this be culture mis-appropriation?

Just a second caller, I’m putting you on mutate.

I’ll take your word for it.

Come in to see the cautionary tail.

their firm can really dish out the culture…