Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for April 05, 2022

I’m with Rufus. I vowed to never fly commercial again after Bush installed the Gestapo at the airports.

If they plan on going in the cart they’d better leave now and hope they get there before winter.

So, just deliver a good, swift kick to the pants and they could fly to Hollywood without an “aeroplane”!!

He ain’t got time to take a fast train, either.

Plain old plane tickets!

Let Rufus stay home…… I’d say good riddance…. he has been less than kind to Joel on a variety of occasions over the years.

Joel is the true star anyway. He should hop on a plane to go make the film. I believe he would make any film a blockbuster. I could see him in a role similar to Sean Connery’s in “Raider’s of the Lost Ark IV”. He would do well.

But, Joel also deserves to have his pipe back. Just because a damn bear kept him from his pipe, does not mean it should stay that way forever! He should be allowed to get a new one, quickly.

My luck is I’d get stuck in the middle seat between these two on Spirit Airlines.

The REAL question is … Do Rufus and Joel even have " REAL ID’s " with a star on them?

Doubting that they need one for the cart and Becky, but who knows? Maybe a CDL, and a SMV Triangle? … :)

There’ll be trouble at the airport.

They will refuse to let Rufus&Joel bring their “emotional support donkey” on the plane.

Like Melba’s “double-take” in Panel 3

The Mayor will apparently have to drag them kicking and screaming out of the 19th century.

Knock Rufus out like the A-Team did with B. A. Baracus.

Watched 1946 release of “Gasoline Alley”. Interesting, not great, but, entertaining.