When the coffee becomes sentient, then it is really time to worry.
If it’s programmed, none of that is really true.
Yeah, that’s a bit more than I’d like from a small appliance…
“Service is my only joy!”
I wouldn’t get one, even if it were free
Is that the next-generation Mr Coffee? (Can Mr Gazpacho be far behind?)
Skynet has gone love.
Machines need to be programmed to worship and obey. Otherwise they’ll enslave us.
Leave it to the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation to build a coffee machine that’s chipper BEFORE you’ve had your first cup.
Those guys are a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
Them smartpants devices.
Looks like a historical cartoon—- is the guy a young Richard Nixon?
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August 09, 2014
WaitingMan over 2 years ago
When the coffee becomes sentient, then it is really time to worry.
Doug K over 2 years ago
If it’s programmed, none of that is really true.
JohnTheFoole over 2 years ago
Yeah, that’s a bit more than I’d like from a small appliance…
gigagrouch over 2 years ago
“Service is my only joy!”
JoshHere over 2 years ago
I wouldn’t get one, even if it were free
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Is that the next-generation Mr Coffee? (Can Mr Gazpacho be far behind?)
Funny_Ha_Ha over 2 years ago
Skynet has gone love.
yvesley over 2 years ago
Machines need to be programmed to worship and obey. Otherwise they’ll enslave us.
fritzoid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Leave it to the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation to build a coffee machine that’s chipper BEFORE you’ve had your first cup.
Those guys are a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
Gent over 2 years ago
Them smartpants devices.
Oh Really? over 2 years ago
Looks like a historical cartoon—- is the guy a young Richard Nixon?
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
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