Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 14, 2022

Well it didn’t work out liked i hoped.

.. and then I found myself here! Weird, huh?"

This is going to sink property values there

Well?…Tell us…I’m Dying to know what happened..

And here I am!

Saint Peter has heard all the best (and worst) stories I’m sure but can you show up to heaven drunk?

Heaven forbid he tell the rest of the story.

I guess I don’t know this joke. So what does happen next?

Life ended ever after.

You have to ask?

He was too busy drinking my beer to watch.

He’ll never do that again.

" I didn’t know the fuse was already lit. "

As the old joke goes: “And when was that?” Answer: “About 10 minutes ago…”

A little dense there, St. Peter?

People in heaven wear eyeglasses?

#YOLO was probably part of his last social media post. ;)

It didn’t go as planned…

Well St. Pete, half his teeth are missing.

Heaven for this poor soul is stumbling into

a Darwin Award …!

He was rewarded for his stupidity by going to heaven.

St. Peter is being the slow one here. What happened next was he died and wound up there.

Admiral on the talk show this morning had the same scenario while discussing the blowing up of the Russian war ship (named after the city of Moscow). The Russians claimed that it wasn’t the Ukrainians but that it was an internal accident. Paraphrasing the story now.

The Russian Admiral was talking to the Russian General about the military events and incidents that were not going well for them.

Russki Admiral: So General Ivan, you think you can be the only one who can be an incompetent screwup and get sent home? Here, hold my beer and watch this.

Great !! Humor involving heaven and hardly any over-serious, preachy sermonizing.