Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 20, 2022

Rock it, man!

Manny Mo and Jack

Elton, David, Sting. I thought I had killed off those brain cells….

Hey guys, let’s do launch.

Alexa, play Classic Rewind on SirusXM!

I recognized the performers but I don’t know those songs well enough.

You might like the “Ground Control to Rocket Man” mashup.

Old performers never die, they just smell that way.

Aside from the fact that each of those men recorded a song about space flight, is there an actual joke hidden in there????

Oh, bowie, that really stings.

But the worst part is when they get home and Gloria tells them, “And now you’re back, from outer space: I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face. I should have changed that stupid lock! I should have made you leave your key!”

And then there’s ’39 by Queen.

Something is amiss on da I.S.S. …!

Elton John got it right, “all that science”.

I wanted to be a spaceman

That’s what I wanted to be

But now that I am a spaceman

Nobody cares about me

♫ Hey Mr. Spaceman,

♪ won’t you please take me along for a ride ♫

The guy on the right…Beavis?

Ashes to ashes and funk to funky, we know Major Tom’s a junky!