Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 01, 2022

It also doesn’t like our air.

Snargflarg! OMG, great!

As Oscar Wilde said, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Cover your spleen!!

Well, there goes another spleen.

I have a parrot like that.

Hmm almost like the ladies at a club….

ka-spleen

A no win scenario. Better call Captain Kirk.

Spleen number 1,374 about to…too late.

Well, Winky, not bothering it doesn’t mean you can’t be friendly with it. Just don’t overdo it. Before Snargy starts chewing on your arm or sucking on your spleen, you might see if it likes donuts. Who knows? He might be related to Cookie Monster.

So now we know what internet trolls look like…

Kinda reminds me of my first wife… “Leave me alone! Hey, why aren’t you talking to me?”

Apropos of nothing much, I like the old-fashioned dentist’s tunic Dr. Mel sports. My childhood pain king wore one like it.

Is the snargflarg related to the flerken?

Devoured if you do, devoured if you don’t.

Go over and play with the Gumplegutch, Tommy,

The Gumplegutch loves to play.

You can bounce on his belly,

And call him Old Nellie,

And fill up his nostrils with clay.

Don’t be ’fraid of his fangs,

Or his one yellow eye,

Or the scales on his tail, my dear.

Go over and play with the Gumplegutch, Tommy,

There’s nothing at all to fear.

I will wait over here.

—Shel Silverstein (R.I.P.)

The R.U. Sirius needs to improve its access control to the space station. This seems to be a common government problem.

I don’t care what you say about me, but make sure you spell my name correctly.

Thanks for the ex-spleen-ation.

By Jove, you just can’t win

Well, one of the moons anyway….

Nice background in panel 2.