Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 30, 2022

This woman is a “chowder” head.

“The backstroke”?

The only part of this scene that doesn’t fit is the white linen tablecloth. … … … … … Unless that’s white vinyl.

Hey, this isn’t “The Fusco Brothers”!!

That type of sarcasm … would make me give her a bigger tip. (I’m weird like that)

- HEYYY! There’s a #@%$€ fly in my soup!!!

- Yeah! But not for long. See the spider at the bowl’s edge?

sarcasm dottily noted.

Life preserver? Don’t you have some croutons?

Waitress! How did this zipper get in my soup?

Well, at least he didn’t say what is this fly doing in my soup..

Shh! Not so loud or everyone will want one!

Now it’s souperimposed upon his conscious sight.

Oy! He was doing the backstroke until he got the life preserver….

I’m off soup. :)

Is it worrying that she had a tiny life preserver on hand?