Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 09, 2022

Net-i pot

Here, take the extra large bucket.

Some days, I think I need that bucket, too.

Try a Dysan vacuum.

Running shoes.

Nowadays if you go out in public with a sinus condition, people will assume you’re contagious.

Snot Funny……..

If you now attach a nose ring you look stylish and don’t even have to carry that thing

Really!

When your nose runs…run faster.

Rodney, if your feet smell and your nose is running, you must be upside down.

Good planning. He may need a transfusion some day. (and before you say ‘huh?’, look at the Id Classics.)

A better solution than the medication that puts you to sleep all day?

Lol! I seriously laughed out loud at this one today. :-)

That isn’t exactly what I was expecting but, sure, I’ll give it a try…..

Vicks

Explain to me again: WHY do we have sinuses???? And don’t give me any . . . stuff . . . about needing air spaces in my head. . .

Go catch them!

remindes me of a drool cup

Wow! I haven’t seen a red cup that big since spring break. I don’t remember much about it, but I remember the cup.

“Noses Run in My Family” (Martin Mull)

Is that for all the excess Kleenexes or to sneeze into?

Lots of people complain about masks and distancing and all, but a lot fewer people died from flu and such other contagious diseases over the last two years than we had before covid. I am not all for full time masking any more than anyone else is, but the precautions many of us took kept us from getting anything else, either. I haven’t even had a sniffle in years, and I babysit a toddler who goes to daycare on other days. I have been very lucky to have a good immune system.

Old joke:What two things do both your nose and feet do?

Am glad to have modern medicine available.

must be an HMO

Oh! A wise guy! Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!

The prescriptions are out of the bucket.

Could have been worse. She could have handed you a beach towel.