Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 14, 2022

That’s a toady stance

Not very helpful, dad.

That’s a matter of opinion.

Great. Teach your son that females are not human.

So Wanda kissed him and turned him into a handsome prince?

Not the right answer, but the answer he needs.

She “toad” you for stealing the soccer ball, you’re doomed!

Zoe wouldn’t agree with Darryl’s comment and I’m sure she has said as much in the past. Hammie needs to go to mom (a knowledgeable source of female behavior) for advice.

“A toad? Cool! Hey, Allie!”

It looks like Dad is not much of an adult.

That’s funny.

Seriously! Darryl performed an act of heroism last week, and now it’s gone? No mention to it, like it never happened? You just drop it? Wanda being simultaneously relieved and angry was real and funny. Her telling Darryl that he was milking it only minutes after it happened was fake and sad. This was a major event speaking to high values, and you dropped it. Why?

Dad your not helping.

Or a newt.

The teacher will disapprove of Hammie wearing a garlic necklace to school.

There’s curses and there’s CURSES!!!

my guess is Hammie would love the idea of being a toad

It’s all just a psyche out. Doesn’t work unless you believe it works.

Haha! XD

He got a black eye from a paper airplane??