Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for April 07, 2022

Oh, what’s that?

The bad news is that your modern TV set has a hidden camera that can spy on you and you know what? We here at the news studio can see the view up between your bare legs!

Things are “All Good” for anyone not watching the news.

I don’t watch the News, it’s all bad.

Oh! Something different.

I’m not sure if the point of the comic was lamenting that so much news is bad news or that the announcer was being redundant for saying “for those of you watching the news” (as if people not watching the news might hear him).

Who actually watches news these days? Nothing new about it. All bad news. If it were good news, no one would watch it. Bad news makes their own life look good in comparison.

The news may not be bad, but our delivery style will have you believing it is if you don’t listen too closely to what we’ve actually said.

Bad News… You’ll be done a lot faster just to give the good news.

Watching the news is bad news

I have a webcam that I have to use for zoom meetings. When it’s not in use, it’s unplugged. With laptops I just go into settings and disable the camera and mic.