F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 01, 2022

Very good! Now cut it.

Jiffy pop pie mmmmmm…

Condom pie. That is all.

What’s next? Chicken Ripple ice cream?

Popped to the peak of perfection!

It’s a knock-off of that popcorn with the expanding foil top! (Looks just like this if it was aluminum foil.)

Looks like a giant acorn. Gotta be a huge oak tree.

One of the less practical ways to smuggle your own popcorn into a theater. :)

Just wait until they cut that baby!!!

Science!

I’m in! Sweat or savory?

The extra-fluffy cornbread was so much easier.

Lord help me I found myself thinking how you could do this.

It takes a lot of crust to try something like that.

I am both intrigued and dismayed.