Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 26, 2022

Stare Way to Heaven…

Buster meets Jesus

Yes Donny Osmond, this is not puppy love.

It’s tough to know whether you’ve won a staring contest when you can’t really see your opponent’s eyes.

All dogs go to heaven. Even the ones to which Jesus has an allergy.

…What does an insomniac, dyslexic agnostic do at night?…

…they stay up late at night wondering if there is a Dog…

…St. Peter may have been the first Pope & all…

…but when Muffin had to go out…

…Muffin had to go out…

…Hello. Kitty…

…it’s been nice…

…hope you like your paradise…

…OK, Spot, no treat until you actually go outside…

…four hours later…

…no treat until you finish commenting on Frog Applause…

…even the dogs will eat the scraps dropped by the children…

…I must be dreaming…

…please stop screaming…

… Steven! …

I’m sorry but there’s nothing I can think of, all this time, to make you look better! I’ll chalk it up to an experimental boo boo!

I’ve noticed the fine, colorful barrette in your hair….I think I’ve seen them at the Froglandia Bathmat Factory, in the hair aisle!

Funny, I didn’t know the history of Barrette went back that far…hmmm, did Eve have one? I didn’t notice, after she ran off with that snake!

Rex looked away, see that? HA HA! Winner and still champeen …

Hey bird dog stay away from my quail…

Upvote for the Hello Kitty hair clip thingy.

The Last Pupper?

Scholars say that Jesus was born in the year of the tiger, ox or rat.

The year of the dog would be at least TWO years before he was born.

And that’s like fourteen years in people years!

If that was Dogbert, he’d be wagging his tail (ever so imperceptibly).

I wast a barrette like that. I love Hello Kitty.

O.K. Remember! First one to drool has to buy the next round!

This ain’t your normal, every day Mexican stand-off …!

Thou shalt by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing!

The tension was palpable, but the moment so divine neither was willing to break the spell by overreaching.

Is it a sin to make the first move, thought Dog?

Is my father watching, that perve, thought Emmanuel?

If loving you is wrong, well, I’ll see you in hell. Hell yeah!

DOXOLOGIED! Pictured agreeing to a draw at the Staring Games Invitational – Masters Series. https://tinyurl.com/DOX-FR-AP

I love the barrette…

Were there Hello Doggie barrettes back then?

Loser’s weepers,

Winner’s keepers.

Dearie me! I looked at this Saturday; I thought of a Comment Saturday; I did not post it Saturday! (Blush.)

Too late, the Sunday makeup post!

“Hello Kitty” barrette to the right of me; studded dog collar to the left of me. Stuck in the middle of a transcendental stare-down!

What’s a Mere Mortal to do?!