Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 27, 2022

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    *Hot Rod*  over 2 years ago

    A slice for Maxwell Smart,

    And a slice for Ninetynine.

    Is this the end is near?

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    *Hot Rod*  over 2 years ago

    Sundials Shadow…toasted again.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I had known that something was coming. It had been too quiet lately. Things are never that quiet unless something is brewing. And it’s always something that ends up with people running and screaming in a panic. Did I know that it would be infrared raisin bread? No. Nobody suspected that infrared raisin bread was coming. Who COULD have suspected it. Of all the kaiju in all the world, let’s just say that the odds of infrared raisin bread being the next thing were pretty low. But here we were, running for our lives. Historically, I’d always been able to handle raisin bread with a toaster and a stick of butter. That wasn’t going to work this time.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 2 years ago

    In physics, I learned about limitations of simple theories called the infrared divergence and the ultraviolet catastrophe. Not even physics professors, however, were cruel enough to include raisin bread.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    I shall not run! Infrared raisin bread may do its best, or worst, to frighten us, but we are Froglandians and this, this is Froglandia, our own homeland! We shall not be moved, even if their insidious raisin bread seeks to use outlawed infrared on us! Stand firm! Stand true! Rally ’round the flag, boys and girls!

    FROGLANDIA FOREVER! HAIL, FROGLANDIA!

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    descabro  over 2 years ago

    He’s already tasting it but he’ll never see it.

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    coltish1  over 2 years ago

    I know it’s too little too late, but that toaster oven was supposed to have been checked last month!

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    rastapopilos  over 2 years ago

    Ultraviolet airplane pilot Ultraviolet airplane pilot

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    coltish1  over 2 years ago

    Get your Mystery Man Mask today! Guaranteed to be in some degree effective in the face of infrared raisin bread. Order now and you can be in our inaugural group of test subjects!

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    The one way to rid of infrared raisin bread is to put it in the micro or toaster and burn the hell out of it! The ashes will be thrown to the wind, never to darken your path again.

    However, should you encounter the golden raisins, they will glow in the dark before they’re put through the process to be crisp morsels.

    The way to get a head start is to stamp and stomp 2 all the grapes til pulverized then toss them to the animals trow, down on the farm….

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 2 years ago

    Hot and toasty!

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    Plods with ...™  over 2 years ago

    I prefer Irish Soda myself

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 2 years ago

    Those ain’t raisins…

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 2 years ago

    For no particular reason:

    Damon Runyon raisin’ onions

    Grateful Dead Edith Head

    FA territ Teresa Burritt

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    InquireWithin  over 2 years ago

    Squid games never tasted so good!

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    6turtle9  over 2 years ago

    I love the smell of reason toast in the morning.

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    Ninette  over 2 years ago

    Toss a loaf on your bosses desk. He’ll likely ask, what’s this? Say it’s a raisin bread, now how about you reciprocate?

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 2 years ago

    Its not just for breakfast anymore.

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    6turtle9  over 2 years ago

    Anything that disguises itself as a rabbit turd is not to be trusted.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 2 years ago

    Hey Sugar, Hey Raisin, tell em who we are..

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    The Old Wolf  over 2 years ago

    I am a raisins fan. Your approval is not required.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 2 years ago

    EMERGENCY ALERT

    A GoComics Emergency is in effect in this area until it’s not!

    Don’t panic … but feel free to comment anyway …!

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