Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 03, 2022

Bud Abbott & “Loo” Costello.

That’s going to be a bear

It can make one wonder why polar bears are so white without having any woods to go in.

I like Gent’s new tramp stamp…:-)

Wanna bet those two guys ‘lose’ it too once they spot those bears?

All right who’s the wise guy who wrote FREE RANGE on me bear bottoms?

This is why humans should not sit in the woods.

Does a bear sh!t in the woods. What are other colorful ways to say “yes” to stupid yes-or-no questions?

Bear to human…

Does $#!* stick to your jeans?

Mosey on over to the lavatree.

So they can finally get their $#!+ together.

A quick question, what is worse at a picnic than ants??

Uh ooooh

I can’t bear to watch what happens next.

They also like cat and dog food. We had one coming every night that kept stealing dog food. The hubs thought it was squirrels, so one day he used bungee cords to cross-tie the top on. The next day, the whole garbage can was gone off the back porch, and there was a trail of cat and dog food up the hill behind the house! Later we saw that it was a cinnamon bear. I accidentally turned on the sprinklers one day, and another one was in the yard. He went “WOOF”! And ran off. We live in the woods.

Wood man, spare that tree…

Them boys are about to find out first hand what bears do in the woods.

Black bears do roll out of cherry trees. That is the fastest way to the ground.

Black bears do roll out of cherry trees. That is the fastest way to the ground.

Aren’t those bears supposed to be blue and use toilet paper?