Close to Home by John McPherson for April 12, 2022

The Cookie Monster has nothing on The Breast Monster.

Ouch!

She must feel drained! That will forever be a horrible mammary’

It’s important to keep hydrated

That must have been one hell of a birthing session!

Gross!!!

Wow! Just freaking Wow!

I’m thinking bottle baby? You gotta give the poor lady credit. She deserves a “Labor Day” parade of her own.

who’s she fooling. it’s probably the only action she’s getting.

Hope baby is not teething!

Aaaaaaack

I’m sure she was warned about going out with that giant from the beanstalk

Have college football and basketball scouts come to visit yet?

I have a question for Bleeb!

Just out of curiosity, does it ever come up in conversation with the other aliens, like Dalcon, and even the new guy, Argor… that it’s at all possible, given the evidence you see here daily, that you guys messed up big time and picked the wrong planet to visit?

BTW, your standing rrrright in the blow-out zone! … just sayin’!

The Food of the Gods?

Look out bleeb your on the wrong end of that baby

Try not to get rattled. :)

Almost as bad as when the kid goes Blork!

I believe I would go bottle on this kid if I were her.

What have you been feeding that kid???

Potential new spokes person for Jolly Green Giant.

Burping him hast to be a real experience too.

What a big baby!

A bit of anatomy needed here. Double the baby’s height, the weight increases by 2 cubed, or 8. But the cross area of the leg bones increases only by 2 squared, or 4, therefore insufficient to support the baby’s weight. To correct that the bones (and muscles) need to widen, thereby making our giant baby look very ill-proportioned.

His (or her, frilly collar) birthday is August 5th, 6th, and 7th!

That is one big baby!

That kid should be nursing off a tanker truck.

Life in the Bunyan family.

Nursing him is a titillating experience!

Baby Huey!