Close to Home by John McPherson for April 14, 2022

dad is in a diaper…awkward!

Prickly

Hey Bleeb, a ship from your planet just landed over at Off The Mark.

Dad’s upset. Guess he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Sensitive feet.

UGH…When’s the last time you vacuumed under the bed..??

“Holy double diapers, Batman!“

“Yes, Robin… you nailed it!“

When a person cries, if the first drop of the tears come from the right eye, it’s happiness. When it comes from the left eye, it’s pain. When it comes from both eyes, it’s from stepping barefoot on a piece of Lego. :-D

In the middle of the night, when I’ve got to “go”, I’d almost rather stub my toe than step on a Lego.

those sharp things for that bed of his is no match for thee Lego under foot.

At least he didn’t step on a nail!

Yeah, I heard a firewalker in Fiji say he hated his kids legos.

nailed it

My irony meter is buzzing like crazy

Great idea! If he was a real holy man, he’d lie on a bed of Legos!

oh the irony

Hiya Little Alien Dude!!!!!!! Yes, Bleeb, this is how we torture our crazy people. :)

Better to stay with the pain you know.

The trick to the bed of nails is spreading one’s weight along all of the nails as evenly as possible. One Lego is going to put all its nastiness on one part of the foot.

Dad was on point here

Box, roofing or finishing nails.

I’d rather be a hammer than a nail….

He seems stressed. Like he’s on pins and needles.

I think you mean Lego.