Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 29, 2022

And . I’m . going . to . keel you …!

Like the weed has before you?I was born of original sin.

You can soy that again whether you like it or not.

Santa gets cookies and milk, while Rudolph and his red nose, well you know…

Watch out when the mood flower becomes violet.

Flora, my dear, think orange,,,

as in Orange Blossom Special….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztmg6lZayrE

Well, don’t have a cow about it.

Flying monkeys march through the depths of her psyche, chanting “Oleo, Ole-eeee-o”.

…everyone liked looking at Raquel…

…including Gary, here…

…he was definitely thinking non-dairy thoughts when gazing upon her voluptuous breasts…

…he was thinking…

…how does she stand so straight and tall all the time with those monsters?…

…it’s like always wearing a 40 pound backpack on her chest all the time…

…could they weigh 40 pounds?…

…he pondered if he met her in person if he’d even have the power to look her in the eyes…

…the girl that used to live in 3-B…

…he could look her in the eye…

…but he couldn’t stop himself from glancing down…

…yes…

…definitely non-dairy thoughts…

…then he thought about what he couldn’t see…

…why was there such temptation in that?…

…was it human nature?…

…the media?…

…social mores?…

…the fact that they had to remain hidden?…

…what kind of brassière did she wear?…

…some massive construct made with canvas and wire and pulley systems?…

…beige…definitely beige…

…ugh…

… Gary didn’t even want to think about swimsuits…

……definitely non-dairy thoughts…

Since the risk-taking rapscallions of the Commentariat have broached the subject of ‘creamer,’ I will tip-toe back and find the door to safer ground.

(Tip-toeing definitely makes you lame. Especially when you’re doing it out of an abundance of caution.)

Alicia thus vaulted the mood mum into fashion prominence that season. (Thanks, Randy!)

Back in the ole’ days, there was no such thing as non dairy…..they used butter generously, cooked with lard, and ate the skins on chickens.

She looks like a good “eye roller” to me! Especially when she hates the different colors of blooming flowers she wears everyday!

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Dahlia’s daily dairy daydreams were definitely distracting, disturbing, and deliriously deleterious.

No whey.

The Sunny D drink has almost no food value.

Ingredients Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup and 2% or Less of: Concentrated Orange Juice, Concentrated Tangerine Juice, Concentrated Apple Juice, Concentrated Lime Juice, Concentrated Grapefruit Juice, Concentrated Pear Juice, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Thiamin Hydrochloride (Vitamin B1), Natural Flavor

On the bright side Sunny D does contain 100% of your daily vitamin C intake but because of the high sugar, sodium and carbohydrates, its still not the healthiest choice. Some people claim they like Sunny D better because it taste better and that’s probably because of the sugar.

PER 8 FL OZ SERVING (240 mL)Calories60Total Fat0g0%Sodium190mg8%Total Carbohydrates16g8%

Stand ‘Still’ with It.

It was close but now it’s far away.

The Will Smith slap stick bit trick on Chris Rock. Looked like dogma. Saturday morn cartunes.

Da Blog: AMU’s Boley Building is awesome! If that’s where my postcards are, I’m ok with it …!

(sorta)

I do likes the cheeses, and I sometimes thinks about it too, but what’s the big whoop!? I mean 99.67% of the known universe is non-dairy, so yeah, I think about non-dairy quite a bit as well, but you don’t see me tying a noose around my neck over it.

Oh, heck no! Not non-dairy thoughts! There must be some palliative treatment for that! “Involuntary” sounds neurological, if not spastic. Maybe we can just reconnect some of those neural pathways, and also incidentally help you get over that illusion of shifting flower-color. There is always hope! (And, “better living through chemistry”….)