The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 01, 2022

Brutus is in Garfield mood while Gladys thought he was ready for…..you understand me.

Lasagna has been helping Italian women get married for a long time.

Romancing the lasagna

You old sweet talker, Brutus.

It was love at first bite!

Something tells me he’s about to be sporting a noodle toupee…

I can’t say I share his love of lasagna. Ribs are another matter.

Enjoy the couch Brutus.

At least have the decency to order out!

Love her look in the last panel!

Brutus must think he’s the king of romance.

a way through a mans heart is through his stomach… or so was told in cartoons and stuff. :)

Don’t be depressed, Gladys. Next Sunday is Mother’s Day! You definitely won’t have to cook dinner on that day!

I am with you on the lasagna, but something is missing.

Brutus falls flat on lovsagna tonight. They eat out… Romantic part for Glady’s.

With the child being gone, the lasagna is just step one. What happens afterwards is up to their imaginations…..

And he’ll put two candles on the table to dine by…

And THAT’S why he’s the born loser.

And he eats enough for two.

You can love lasagna, But lasagna ain’t gonna love you back!

Well, that’s Brutus for you. Just when you think he’s on the right track, he derails.

sounds like brutus is pasta the point of romance…

I keep wondering if lasagna could be good without cheese. I don’t like cheese, but I like the concept otherwise of lasagna.

Brutus, Garfield, Yours Truly: The Three Musketeers of lasagna!