Kliban by B. Kliban for May 04, 2022

Ah, yes. The old New-Thought mantra: “This is not Hell, and I’m not here!”

Existential angst

He dose make a point…

“Then don’t do that.” — Sri Henny Youngman

Nailed it.

40+ plus years old and still funny. Thank you Mrs K. for allowing the re-runs.

Ummm, that’s certainly not a Sterns & Foster….

“And if I’m not very careful when I get up or sit down.

I learned from an old fakir. The trick is all the nail points are blunted with a hammer and you always distribute your weight on as many nails as possible.

Ah, the first noble truth: To live is to suffer.

So follow Descartes’ advice and try not to think,

Nailed it!

Ask a stupid question …

Just don’t think about being.

I believe I came up with this independently. Me and Bernie Kliban, man!