Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 12, 2022

I carry my wife’s purse on the condition she leave her brick collection at home.

Things that never happen

The lady’s right.

I’ve often wondered what women carry in those bags that makes them so heavy.

a better husband?

I thought I was the only one who asked my wife to do that…

Sunglasses, wallet, keys, snacks, etc – I learned to carry very tiny purses. No room for even someone else’s keys. Figure out your own way to carry your own stuff.

What does he have in his pockets that putting his keys and wallet take up too much room. Men’s clothes usually have sufficient room for those things. Women are lucky if those things will fit in any of the pockets (if any) in their clothes.

No man would ever ask his wife to carry his wallet or keys in her purse, knowing that the purse is the portal to another dimension where things disappear forever.