The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 14, 2022

Car primer is usually Pepto Bismol pink. Not a good look for Optimus.

A Decepticon must have written that policy. But then again, don’t they write all of the policies?

Ooh, if you try to get coverage now, this sounds like a pre-existing condition! You could be SOL.

looks like they met by accident!

Optimus is going to be very unhappy when he is repaired with Bondo.

This episode entitled “Full Metal Undercoat”.

Relax! Rusty is a Great nickname.

Let’s learn from this: AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!

he wasn’t primed for that bad news…

This is so stretched even contortionists are wincing.

What about his Buns of Steel?

It’s Primetime!

Looks like he’ll be paying out of … er … trunk? If he does it quickly, it’ll be a trunk-ated payment.

Looks more like Orion Pax.

Let’s get him up on the rack and look at his undercarriage.

When I was a teenager, I can’t tell you how many old Camaros, Mustangs and other muscle cars were driving around in primer gray!

And the co-pay is 250%.

Should have gotten a Medicar Advantage plan.