Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 04, 2022

off with the doctor’s head!

Well, we know what he’s been doing.

I’m surprised he doesn’t need glasses.

Well, er, umm….

Tell him to stop that for a while – give it a rest! ;-)

Origin story of Dog-Faced Joe.

Uh ooooh! Waaa wen Wong?

Masturbator.

W.C. Fields!

Something else entirely causes hairy palms

That might be a separate issue

Uh…..

So get him a contract playing movie monsters.

…know what they used to say caused that when I wuz a kid?

Hey, that’s not how you get hairy palms.

Let’s just say someone was messing with the hair tonic.

Hairy palm trees? In Id?