JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 15, 2022

Yes!the VGK could use him!

Sam Seaborn (West Wing): You know what I’d do if I owned a hockey team? I’d hire a sumo wrestler. I’d give him a uniform, transportation, 500 bucks a week to sit in the goal, eat a ham sandwich and enjoy the game. My team would never get scored on.

“Only the Lord saves more than Bernie Parent!”

It would give the home team an unfair advantage.

One more word Kenny…stick! Can you imagine a guy that size with a stick in his hand?

Now that’s a goalie . .

LOL!!

Yeah. He’s a natural.

Isn’t there some regulation that says the goalie ought to be able to fit in the net? If not, there should be!

Otis only plays for winners.Flyers having a miserable season.

Make Shark the goalie.Nobody will recognize him with that mask on.

Thinking outside the box on how to build a better box.

Not a bad idea at all!

Is that Olivia ice skating with her uncle?! I didn’t think she could walk yet. Never mind, must be her older sister.

They’d have to rewrite the rules: the goal nets cannot be completely blocked by the body of the goalie.