Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 21, 2022

That other planet must not have 5G.

Oh, for goodness sake, just show them some cat videos, then when they fall down the cat video rabbit hole, just shove them into a pit or something. End of invasion.

Well … that’s it! We simply won’t tolerate such rudeness – no red carpet for you.

Wait, I’ve been behind this guy in Starbucks.

Better let that invasion go to voicemail.

One way to defeat Russia: Send a stream of SMS to the Orcs, they’ll be so distracted they won’t be able to fight.

Can you imagine being in the heat of battle and some beta male soldier does a tiktok vid? Like hashtag #morerosesthangunsbro

Wanna really ramp up the rude factor? (or at least way annoying) Three words: Jar Jar Binks.

There’s nothing worse than a rude alien. Unless it’s a rude conquering alien.

So many people don’t even know how to make the little-finger-and-thumb “I’m on the phone” sign.

Watch them blow up Mars by mistake.

A Bluetooth earpiece for an earless species…

Enough Mr. Nice Guy, have Dr. Mel sick his Killbots on him. Maybe he’ll change his mind about invasion after losing his spleen.

If you don’t have the courtesy to invade us, we’ll have to ask you to leave.