Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 28, 2022

Surely they can probe into that

You can pay in gold-pressed latinum.

He should have waited for the Greys. They offer a free first probe.

That proctologist was WAY out of his insurance network.

And here I sit wondering what comes after a :

must be HMO

Must be a third world sh!t hole country where the Republiturds vote down and campaign against any sort of national health/single payer health insurance.

After my endoscopy I enjoyed telling everyone I had been anally probed by an alien. I may have been the drugs. The doctor had a thick accent. He is probably a citizen but I’m going with it anyway. At least until I call an all night talk show.

You were just abducted by aliens, and you are able to sit already?

first he got probed, now he’ll get shafted…

And how will the aliens collect the bill? I don’t want to think about it . . .

See? Either way, you get it in the butt.