WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 23, 2022

Goats are smarter than i give them credit.

Tofu-ll to try that

She rigged the meal. She got the goat full before bringing it in the house.

In that case, goats do NOT eat anything.

I like tofu.

- Good GOAT! What’s that awful smell here?!

- Your tofu

Since I like tofu (though not necessarily the way some folks prepare it), I think tofu dishes are a great idea. If I could eat them, then I wouldn’t have to wash them.

Tofu? Bean crud dressed up to look like meat? I’ll do without thank you.

Decades ago when newly married, I decided to do a ‘healthy’ cheesecake made with tofu instead of cream cheese…. My husband was polite and tried some, but said uh no more tofu. My father said he would take it. Said it was ok with cherry pie filling piled on it. Then again, ANYTHING is better with cherry pie filling piled on top.That was almost 40 years ago and I havent had tofu in the house since LOL LOL.

That tofu is hardly the G.O.A.T.

They had the Greatest of All Times eating the tofu?

In days of old there were official taste testers.. another honorable trade replaced by goats.

Why kill the goat!

I hate the ignorant dissing of tofu and other vegan dishes. tofu has no taste, it does a great job of absorbing the flavors of the sauce it’s cooked in. When it replaces meat in a recipe it is better for your health and the health of the planet. I love baked tofu. I could eat that 3 times a day.

Tofu prepared correctly is delicious. The problem is when people try to use it as a substitute for meat.

So, to prove a point.

Is there a stunt goat available? Or a scapegoat? Any capricious understudy will do, actually.

Solution. Eat the goat. Brought it for dinner, right?