Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 19, 2022

Jack’s establishment, Andy, Jack’s rules.

Andy, maybe try staying home? That would be a novel idea!

Keep out won’t keep him out.

@Number Three today’s strip IS funny but a variation of a theme , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp persistence :o) my avatar is a picture of Snow White.s seven dwarfs , we used to compare cappers to carachters , bev was snow White , you were sneezy because you had allergies , I was Doc because of my medical background but I forgot the rest , how was your day? our should be a little busy but we should cope I hope, we both are in a good mood ,no shopping to do or errands to run, just sty in the house and keep hydrated because it’s cold outside, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

not even tomorrow morning Jack?

You goofed, Jack.

He should be barred PERMANENTLY!!

He doesn’t know jack

But Jack, your Pub just won’t have the same ambience without Andy there.

Quick witted lad, that Andy. Dilly! Dilly!

Should have said, “You’re banned until next week.”

Note that if he said “for a week”, Andy would try to choose which week.

As much of a PITA as Andy is, I think bartenders actually enjoy throwing him out! Afterall, he’s not a violent drunk. He just likes to get drunk and act stupid. And I think that’s why Flo kind of puts up with him.

Later that day….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-19th-april-2022-26710555

Afternoons and nights are different parts of the day! Andy is right?

How is Andy not barred for life by every publican and bar owner in Hartlepool?

Well you can scratch another pub off the list.

Jack, you should have used the word ‘bannished’, not ‘BARred’! Andy’s comprehension freezes after the 3rd letter!

No worries. He would have simply added to his tab anyway.

Time to get security, Jack.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I met up with one of my guy friends today. The one who used to be a client where I worked and he also knows my cousin. We had a great time and a few laughs too. We were in the bar for about 2 hours. Sometimes we have a photo taken together but not every time. We did today but those kind of photos I don’t share on here.

Tomorrow I’m at my volunteering and then the carvery afterwards. It’s going to be a long day.

It’s been such a beautiful day today. I really hope it’s the same tomorrow. Oh and my allergies have not started yet.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal.

Time to find another pub. (Unless Andy’s been barred from those too, which seems highly likely.)