Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 27, 2022

It takes a pillage . . . .

The pillage general store

Only one loot per customer…

Go back to. Oakland no LA no Oakland no Las Vegas OH BOY!

They plunder all their merchandise from other stores.

When Vikings Go Yuppie.

Booty 50% Off!

Bring your own sack.

That store is in San Francisco.

I heard they are slashing prices.

I bet it’s a hit at 4 in the morn on Black Friday.

Don’t give Hagar the Horrible ideas.

I’ve only been to Trader Joe’s twice and both times I nearly froze.

Where every day seems like black (plague) Friday.

Looks interesting. I’ll take my two-wheeler and go viking down there today.

Too much of that in real life. Is their next stop the Capitol Building in DC? Step 1: Remove brains.Step 2: Put on MAGA hat to cover scars.Step 3: Spend the rest of your life doing and saying stupid things.

Minnesota, any October.

They from corporate?

where every day is like black friday!

The viking on the left looks like Hagar the Horrible.