Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 12, 2022

Take the safe way Bob, Sis, Mom, and Pop.Slap Mr Rock by Mr Smith.,

Now Pals.

It was for fun, but Stun my bun.

By Chris Rock

This guy Will Smith is some big time Nuts.

Ah, processed “meat” made from arterial scraps.

https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/osb1o/why_dont_we_see_nerves_or_blood_vessels_in_meat/

“KIT KAT”

“TIK TAK”

Mother Abigail’s Pork Shoulder…

It’s not a mirror-image (note the letter “P,” not reversed). So it’s a deliberate attempt at clever wordplay. I haven’t eaten Spam in a long, long time, and at this point would not. Nor are Maps for eating, either, IMO. So we seem to be at a bit of an impasse. I cannot speak for the girl in the third (gamma) quadrant. She may be map-happy, or just spammy…..

Howard Ward Ho Draw Oh

…I notice the map(s) is of the Froglandia Kevins District…

…that is where Froglandia gets its vegan Spam…

…like the Froglandia t-shirt says…

…green Soylent Green…

…you can’t tell it ain’t people…

…there’s less preservatives in Spam than in me, anyway…

…uncle Haji lives in the Hindgross area…

…where much of the Maps meat is grossed…

…the A.I. android is the Alice BLO model…

…she is the reason Ken has no private parts…

…because Ken was turned into a corporal …

…as ‘pun’ ishment…

…London Bridge is falling down…

…because of all those geese that got caught up in its wind turbine tragedy last autumn…

…luckily, Maps got to use all of the goose livers…

…but you can’t have livers without killing them first…

Pams amps maps = samp

Once you have unfolded a map, you will never be able to fold it correctly again.

we love spam

Oooo. I love maps! Tracking our road trip city by city…..

Especially when on the road eating “spam-whiches” and following the route….exploring the towns and villages along the way!

If I had a built-in folder in my email for Maps, I wouldn’t mind that at all.

Mom always said I go places if I ate my MAPS … er … SPAM. I’d did go places … usually, the bathroom!

Spam Island is an island in Phoenix Islands. Spam Island is situated nearby to North Channel, and close to South Channel. (Google maps.)

In Hawaii, SPAM is a beloved comfort food, with cans of the jellylike pork blocks found in almost every cupboard. And, it’s true: about 6 million cans of SPAM are eaten each year in Hawaii. That’s around 5 cans per person! The amount of SPAM eaten is no joke. Purchase limits are usually set to just 5 cans per person.

You are a crazy living hard in a crazy land

Moving yourself out west, guided by the crazy hand

The tannest freak around, you need some drier ground

And when you can’t go up, you know what your options are

Let’s build a bridge to Hawaii, yeah

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Tacocat – Bridge to Hawaii Lyrics

That’s a good song by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. “MAPS!….they don’t love you like I love you. MAPS!”

The Candy Spam Man makes everything he bakes

Satisfying and yet bland

Talk about your childhood plans

You can even eat the cans …!

You can have egg and maps; egg, bacon and maps; egg, bacon, sausage and maps; maps, bacon, sausage and maps; maps, egg, maps, maps, bacon and maps…

My apologies to Terry Jones and Michael Palin :)

Meat maps are best utilized when lamenated.

Eat maps when studying spam.

How to serve spam when online.

How’s the saying go?

Get a can of Spam for Pam, Sam, and Jan. The Man eats Spam, and a 3 gram slice with, Yams is a Stan the Man, fav. The whole clan can bait a hook with Spam. and eggs, ba

Loaded Spam is Dynamic when it rains, it is complete w/fat jelly stuff?