Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for April 26, 2022

I suspect the other guy is ever so slowly moving his chair away from you.

I do not accept that these two characters are from South Elementary.

I believe they are Little Archie and Little Reggie from Riverdale.

If they turn their shirts inside out, it will reveal a big R.

“You wouldn’t believe how easy it is to make people believe things.” Isn’t that self defeating? If it’s so easy to make people believe you, then it is a foregone conclusion that the guy believes what you said to him.

I accept what he says, but not the way he says it.

A little of this kid goes a long, long way.

Does mullet kid have a name? I don’t remember if he does—-

He knows this one weird trick.

If the kid isn’t careful he may learn a new word.. Sluggo.

“There saw I first the dark imagining

Of felony, and all the compassing;

The cruel ire, as red as any sparke

The picke-purse, and eke the pale dread;

The smiler with the mullet."

—Chaucer, “The Knighte’s Tale”