Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 27, 2022

Well, you’ve provided a steady job for that cow.

He/they could get a job doing commercials for Farmers, Allstate, or State Farm Insurance.

Cow !

Verne Abuse !

Aaaaand, all’s right with the world again.

Verne has taught me that you should steer clear of people like RJ.

That’s life, one minute you’re rocking a shiny shell, the next a bovine.

Cow can’t help herself: She has a crush on Virgil.

ka-bovine

still works

Man, that must of hurt! She’s a milker!

“Some people exist only to provide a negative example.” —unknown

I think Verne should be proud of doing such a fine job in a supporting position.

Life rule #352: Never stand under a falling cow.

Anyone know where the cows fall from?

This is totally unreal, there are no falling beef prices.

I too sometimes feel like the punch-line of a bad joke.