The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 27, 2022

“t-hisss is ground control to Major.Tom”

Hilburn doesn’t know his demographic if he’s using rock songs from the 70’s & 80s. Try the 60s.

We could be heroes….or not

The Constrictor Who Fell To Earth?

Look at those cave men go…

Wam bam thank you ma’am!

Well done!

Thank you for this! It totally made my morning!

scott must’ve been under pressure when he came up with this…

but, anyway, let’s dance…

But Tom Petty says, don’t back down

a constrictor constricts—the music is optional!

He could’ve at least picked an Aladdin Sane song, “Let’s Dance” was from a later Bowie period.

Snake has no legs to dance.

But Joe, he’s hiding a Bowie Knife, and speaking with forked-tongue.

Then there’s the shake rattle and roll snake.

Absurd. A snake can’t run.

Sss Sss Shanges

(the snake has a lisp)

Watch out, he’s going through cha cha cha changes..

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues away…