The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 30, 2022

quite a transformation!

Plug yourself in so I can run my trains!

Excellent comic.

I prefer classier poetry like: “Once there was a man from Provincetown, Mass…”

Oh, this is from “8 Mile -- per gallon”

GROAN

It’s a little tricky, but with practice you can get the right pacing, emphasis, pauses, and rhythm:

DeCEPTicons FEAR me … and THEY start to TREMble

when they HEAR my comMAND … “AUtobots asSEMble.”

People ASK if I’m a TRUCK … I say, “YOU’RE gettin’ WARMer.”

They say, “WHAT da heck are YOU?” … I yell, “I’M a transFORMer!”

I guess he sees RAP music as a vehicle to stardom.

Had to send this one to my son and grandson. Brill!

A licky boom boom down

Don’t quit your day job.

I’d like to rap on his metal head and see how much it echoes.

I always thought that transformers are what they have in substations.

Optimus Prime? Nah – but optimum Primus….. https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

Looking back at Hilburn’s stuff lately. I think it’s time to unfollow. Adios!

how about the trans sisters?

If he’s always there when he’s supposed to be, he’s Optimal Time.

This is hilarious.

Why is the SF capitalized in TranSFormer? Is that a reference to a particular city?

A Trans Former who changes sex?