Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 25, 2022

So . . . the others now view the as a prize? Or maybe . . . it will accidentally be swatted under the refrigerator, or maybe the oven?

Always leave them wanting more.

Look at Sophie volunteering! Or at least speaking up to express an opinion. Good for her. I see she’s helping with the banner, too!

Wait, does that mean the winner gets to wear the bell? that sounds more like punishment than a prize?

Love Puck keeping the banner rated PG.

I think Elvis wants it more…

Yay! Mommy’s special boy!

I gotta see this!

I think it’ll be quite funny if the humans come home to discover the house all neat and tidy, Lupin hiding in a sink and the bell has swapped necks (being the only clue shenanigans were had).

Posting this at 12:39 am DST on 4/25/22—no one has YET mentioned Sophie’s toebeans? Are the toebean fanatics ILL?

Gooooooooooo, Elvis. Take the dreadful bell and bring back sanity!

I knew the bell was going to come into play at some point. Have we heard the last tiny ding? I hope it ends up on the original Tommybaum!

Chekhov’s bell…

Is the bell doomed? Enquiring minds want to know.

Thunderpaws!

It’s a ladder match. You gotta get it to win it!

Aww, the littlest kitten is the one to say it’s getting kinda late.

Is Puck holding Scotch tape? Else, what’s that “6” shape in his paw or on his front?

Ah, I’d been wondering about the bell still hanging around (literally, on Lupin’s neck) past the seeming end of the bell arc. Now we see that our beloved artist has been playing the long game regarding said bell! For whom does it toll? Tussle mania may tell!!

Who took the bell off Lupin?

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the Cosmos Nursery

Trevor-Hotep: Are you going to race in the Salisbury Stakes this year, Avenger?

Avenger: Yep. And Lupinium is going to be my jockey.

Diana: Yay! Daddy is racing with Uncle Loopy!

Emma-Peelia: After that we’re planning to participate in the Bell Ring Stakes, and then it’s the Bowler Derby!

Trevor-Hotep: I take my hat off to you. Then you’re going for the Triple Crown?

Avenger: Yes. Iron Glove is making the crown with the treasure we found at the Great Pyramid.

Trevor-Hotep: I’m glad they’ve found a use for all the gold and gems they found there. That reminds me: Queen Titania and the Ladies are here gathering pollen for the Honey of a Honey Bake-Off at the upcoming fair. I understand Thomios found some classic recipe scrolls at the hidden library.

Diana: Yes! Beatrixia and I are planning desserts with Thalia and Terpsichore. It’ll be Me and Bea and the Bees!

Yes, the ongoing battle of censorship on the news.

The greatest wrestling match of all time! Place your bets people!

Love Puck making sure that there’s no offensive word. :-)

My kibble is on leaping Lupin. Note, this is being written on a cell phone. We have been without internet since Sat morning. I hate ATT.

And they have their own censor.

Im feeling someone returns home mid tussle

I wonder if they have time to get this broadcast on Pay-Per-MEW?

Time for The Intruder Who Sits On Cats to arrive.

Now that is how to motivate Elvis! This will put the grudge in grudge match!

You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge!

And there’s that bell.

OT: Albert update

A 4-week arc? Wow!

There is always time for Tusslemania!

Who’s gonna win? Honestly, I would prefer a tie, neither of them deserve to lose <3

Lupin has had a lot of recent practice in bell ringing.

Okay, I have an email from GoComics that the prolem with comments has been “resolved”. Is this true? I’ll look forward to somebody answering this do I can test it!

I just noticed Sophie/Existential Dread holding the upper right corner of the banner.

PLEASE LET ELVIS WIN. PLEASE LET ELVIS WIN. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! Elvis might actually do away with the annoying bell. And it seems pretty clear that putting the bell up as prize says something.

My $$$ is on Baba Mouse!! Grand Dam of the Body Slam!! Babushka of the Bullrushka!! The Retiree with the Tai Chi!!

HECKhell for the NeckBELL !!

Looks better than anything Vince Russo would have cooked up.

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this reminds me of that one time were they had a f 2020 sign but covered it up