Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 25, 2022

Is there anything Andy can catch that won’t take the wind out of him?

The older he gets the better he was…

@Number Three Today’s strip IS FUNNY , OUR hero mt ANDREW capp admitting his limitations is unusual :o) my avatar is a spoof about how a jellyfish has survived for millions in spite of not having a single brain cell, which is good news for some people I know, how was your day? our Manic Monday should be slightly busy but we should cope I hope, we will stay inside the house keep hydrated till the greengrocer van comes up our street this evening we both are in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run keep safe and BCNU pal

which automatically means tripping them whenever they pass near by

We all get older, and have to recognize what we can’t do anymore, even if mentally we think we are still 35 or so.

Hold the 50 yard line to pull ’em off sides mate.

He’s been caught….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-25th-april-2022-26761156

If you don’t have the strength or the stamina any more. Use experience, cunning, and pure sneakiness.

Don’t worry lads getting nailed by a Studs up tackle only makes a Man out of you !

Sneak up on them when they are texting on their iPhones. Easy peasy, Andy.

Hopefully it is soccer and not rugby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKv6o7YqHnE

I bet those kids are willing to kick some other “balls” if anybody gets in their way!

That’ll be painful.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I found out on Saturday where my life saving blood donation has gone. Sunderland Royal Hospital. It’s actually been to that hospital before a few years back.

I’ve been playing my Motown CDs yesterday and today. The album is two discs and it’s called “Dancing In The Street” and I’ve had it for years. It has a variety of Motown artists on there. I played Disc 2 yesterday and Disc 1 today. Maybe one day I might play them in order!

Do you still use a CD Player? Or should I even say a Vinyl Player? Haha.

I didn’t go out anywhere today but I did have a wonderful chat with RJM on the phone not long ago.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Andy would rather catch a couple pints of beer.

Andy was never good with kids, let alone playing soccer with them.