Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 30, 2022

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Horsing around

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    wait until he says “wee wee” Andy will head to the washroom!

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    He will bet on them but he will not eat them.

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    AFFICIONADO  over 2 years ago

    @Ling Today’s strip Is funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s grasp of French is very limited thinking hors is horse meat :o) my avatar is a picture of a Ford model T like my dad had when he was in the Sudan , I have a photo of my late sister Caroline sitting in it , come passerai il vostro Sabato mio piu men vecchio amicho? our Saturday should be a little busy but we will cope I hope , we both are in a good mood and after our bulk shopping is done ,we have no more errands to run , just stay inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s windy outside, keep safe and a bientot pal

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    JosephShriver  over 2 years ago

    You don’t want hors d’vours either

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    charlenelin1201  over 2 years ago

    hors d’oeuvres: a small savoury dish, typically one served as an appetizer.

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    seanfear  over 2 years ago

    neither I !!! ┐( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)┌

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I have never heard anyone ever actually enunciate the “hors” in hors d’oeuvres

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    kbyrdleroy123  over 2 years ago

    Got dragged to a descent restuarant.

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    Andy, lad. What do you think they do with all the losers you bet on at the track? Waste not…!

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    nicka93  over 2 years ago

    Well it is a French restaurant.

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    Guybrush Threepwood  over 2 years ago

    Horse is delicious, though.

    Signed: an Italian.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Can’t wait to see Andy face when they serve him some escargot.

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    Do they even know what a pint is?

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    pcolli  over 2 years ago

    And he never had the hors d’oeuvre there, either.

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-30th-april-2022-26821128

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    Now we know what happens to the horses Capp bets on—and loses!!

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    californiamonty  over 2 years ago

    Does the native accent in Hartlepool drop the ‘h’?

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    buer  over 2 years ago

    Bad on two levels. It’s pronounced or and horse is delicious.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Maybe the madam was offering the same lady of the evening to do over again. Which would explain the stink eye from Flo.

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    Calvinist1966  over 2 years ago

    This is the strip that I mentioned a couple of weeks ago. There was a French meal joke two weeks ago on the same day that this strip appeared in the Daily Mirror.

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    ElVez2  over 2 years ago

    Why aren’t Flo or the waiter looking sideways at the readers on this one?

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    i’ve never understood why anyone’d wanna eat an ’orse’s doovers…

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    Nala the Great  over 2 years ago

    How about some “whore d’oeuvres”!?

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A Brit waiter in a French restaurant is amusing by itself. Doubly so if said Brit doesn’t know the h and s in hors are both silent.

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    CorkLock  over 2 years ago

    Donated meat from an angry owner.

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    cubswin2016  over 2 years ago

    I would not want to eat horse either.

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    tcayer  over 2 years ago

    The ‘H’ is silent. I doubt the snooty waiter would mispronounce it. This only works because we can read the spelling.

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    SofaKing  over 2 years ago

    If a restaurant doesn’t serve mushy peas Andy isn’t interested.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    um… unless you’re eating in a godfather’s restaurant, you might be eating horse?

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    EMGULS79  over 2 years ago

    Andy, let me enlighten you. It’s a French restaurant. That means you’ll be spending all your money, but the portions will be so small that when you leave (five hours later because the service will be so interminably slow) you still WILL be hungry enough to eat a horse. Hope you packed a few extra bucks so you can stop off at Burger King on your way home, because you’ll need to. (Yes, this is based on personal experience so I know of what I speak).

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    jim_pem  over 2 years ago

    Note the actual horse, Andy, just the derves.

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 2 years ago

    My father in law was in WW2 & his version of this appetizer was horse-duvers !

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    roberta.forbes.pyle  over 2 years ago

    Or-derves. At least that’s how I’ve heard it pronounced.

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    tad1  over 2 years ago

    I agree with Andy on this one. Horsemeat? BLEAH!!!! Never had it, never will.

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    edle5  over 2 years ago

    They serve horses ovaries its a delicacy:)

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    TSRaman  over 2 years ago

    Just devour it

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    comics guy 47  over 2 years ago

    Archie and Jughead in a fancy restaurant:

    Snooty Waiter: “Gentlemen, may I suggest a demitasse?”

    Jughead (trying to be cultured): “Excellent suggestion, my good man… then, we’ll have coffee!”

    Archie: (face-palm)

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