That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 18, 2022

“I’m going to file a complaint against these painters showing up in what’s suppose to be the women’s bath.”

Marie, sitting on the empty cage after releasing a beaver into the public bath.

“The water is really cold today – they must have run out of wood.”

/// In this harem are wives of all ages.

All are subject to Sultan’s wild rages.

Germaphobic and mean,

he says: “Keep your feet clean!

Dirty tootsies get locked into cages.”

Peter wasn’t certain what to do: He had quietly slipped into the women’s bath, wrapped in a burqa. But in order to keep from being identified as a man, he had to keep his face to to the wall. Which defeated the purpose of the adventure.

“I changed my sex just to be here.”

The best-known works of Gerome/

Are set in Greece or in Rome/

But his scenes in the harem/

(if you care to compare ’em)/

Are the ones with which I feel at home.

Could these towels BE any smaller?

Oh this? Doc says I need to wash it 15 times a day to keep it from spreading.

Wow! They give great pedicures here.

Also titled, “Through the peephole from the boys’ locker room.”

the famous fungus among us…

Are you sitting on a hamster cage?

“Hey! We use that washcloth on our faces, dammit !”

Carl the janitor back there isn’t as camouflaged as he thinks he is.

People wondered where Gérôme got his ideas for his paintings. He painted from first-hand experience. That’s him in the background, in the blue burka, sneaking into a harem.

♪♫ Rachel sneaks a peek while she also takes a leak in the mor-or-ning! ♪♫

Why is she sitting on a ferret cage?

The hell with the captions. I like looking at the pictures. (Snort. Pant. Wheeze.)

What kind of place allows camels by the snack bar?

The two guys in head to toe towels in the back snuck in from Porky’s.

My boyfriend Boniface does not want me to shave down there!

Women in the bath: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Paintings of nudes by Jean-Léon Gérôme" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Yandex, Yahoo, Bing, and Ecosia search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first Category: found, and once there, find the currently last instance of au in the text for that webpage, and click that link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2914 (April 17, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there again pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 25 works, by this artist, have been used here. The July 8, 2021, strip has the prior. The blog URL in my comment there has my artist info comment.

It was worth the extra money for the premium steam bath at the airport men’s VIP lounge. The name is ambiguous enough that it might not raise suspicion if he puts it on the expense report.

They’re not rich, but they do have a pot to piss in.

Elise, was thinking “where are the men that were promised in the ad” she was disappointed until Julie showed up with her big breasts

That’s a neat trick. I’ll have to try it. Just claim you’re a painter and you can go into the women’s bath.

“Watch out behind you, Rachel. Here comes that creep from out of the picture we talked about yesterday.”

/// If you open a new public bath,

to draw customers, follow this path:

Have some models expose

their bare flesh when they pose

for your ads. Will it work? Do the math.

I think she stepped in the spittoon.

My boyfriend Zachary wanted to know if you might be interested in a threesome?