Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for May 06, 2022

Too bad it’s not an ASMR shell.

{Igor voice} yes, master

“There is nothing wrong with this shell. Do not attempt to adjust the sound. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. …”

Hold me closer, so I can slime into your Ear.

But first, have you tried our new bundled plan?

said the crab inside.

“…you usually pants-less man!” ”What!? How can it know that!?!?”

(Cartoon ghods, similar to cartoon magic!)

Throw the shell back in and make it happy, Zig. It will be your good deed for the day.

Ignore it. It’s just another shell game.

oh, one more thing. put all your money inside, then put me back in the ocean

Hey, Zig…if that’s a conch talking you’ve got your evening meal in hand…..steamed conch with a butter-garlic sauce and French bread.

“This is a recording. Nobody has lived here for years.”

I forget where I read it, but it was said what one hears with said shell next to his or her ear (s) is the blood rushing in your head and not the ocean waves ?

Saw on a music video a ritual where the teens (Presumably) whispered their sins, regrets, and those that they needed to forgive into seashells and then hurled them into the ocean. What would Ziggy whisper into it and how would the life form feel about that?

Be careful, if there’s a live conch snail in there, it might sting you.

Then you will deposit one hundred thousand dollars directly into my offshore shell account

Must be a hypnotic crab in that shell.