Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 05, 2022

could be worse: Woodstock in a rotisary oven or on a barbecue grill

At least his dreams don’t involve a putty tat.

Poor Woodstock!

Poor Woodstock!

Go find Linus. He may have a Woodstock sized security blanket for Woodstock.

“Caught” you sleeping, huh?

And that’s why the caged bird sings.

yawns are contagious, according to my family.

Not unlike you and leashes, Snoopy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4A376ylKKo

I have those kinds of caged dreams all the time.

You can cage the songbird

But you can’t make him sing

Trap the free bird

But you’ll have to clip his wings

Maybe Snoopy should be glad he didn’t see that.

He knows why the caged bird sings

As opposed to everyone else, whose dreams only consist of doing ones taxes with no peculiarities.

Oh give me land lots of land under starry skies above. Don’t fence me in

Actually, given that Woodstock is a bird who’s just anthropomorphic enough to know that things like bird cages exist, that seems like a perfectly understandable nightmare for him.

At work in a coal mine?

If Snoopy can’t see what Woodstock is dreaming of, how does he know they’re “weird”?

“Nightmares”, Snoopy. You mean “nightmares”.