Kliban by B. Kliban for May 23, 2022

Toast: cooking something that’s already cooked.

What a “LOAFer”…

No matter how you slice it, some people just won’t fit in.

Subtle.

“He’s bread, Jim.”

“Rye me? Rye is it always me?”

Why did she leave me? I know we were meant for each other!!!

Let’s get toasted.

This loafer is toasted on one of those “better tasting cigarettes” (because they’re toasted).

Based on old cigarette ads

It’s the Friday night and once again you just spend it getting toasted!

The difference between being well-bred and, well, bread.

He jokes are a little stale but all he needs is someone to loave…….

The best thing since sliced… head.

He’s toast.