Learning roping skills… The last person I dated who said they wanted to learn roping skills did not have anything related to cowboys or cattle in mind.
What a noob! He’s not a real cowboy like me who just recently bought some ostrich skin boots and had my white cowboy shirt pressed at the cleaner. And don’t call me a rhinestone cowboy, either!
For men that live west of the Mississippi River, it’s part of their tradition, so it’s OK. But those men that live on the east side of the Mississippi wearing a cowboy hat just look silly.
oldpine52 over 2 years ago
As they would say in Texas, he’s all hat and no cattle.
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
We’re about to hear knots landing.
lavender headgear over 2 years ago
A cowboy doesn’t wear his hat indoors, pilgrim.
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
If you think roping wastepaper baskets is hard, try milking them.
Frankie5466 over 2 years ago
https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2016/03/06
jel354 over 2 years ago
I thought this was a sleepwalking thing.
pathamil over 2 years ago
An untangler wrangler…
Csaw Backnforth over 2 years ago
Maybe he should try macrame.
Redd Panda over 2 years ago
‘’Take the hat off in the house, boy.’’
theincrediblebulk over 2 years ago
Learning roping skills… The last person I dated who said they wanted to learn roping skills did not have anything related to cowboys or cattle in mind.
Kaputnik over 2 years ago
You mean, you want to learn how to untangle.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
What a noob! He’s not a real cowboy like me who just recently bought some ostrich skin boots and had my white cowboy shirt pressed at the cleaner. And don’t call me a rhinestone cowboy, either!
Stonedog Premium Member over 2 years ago
Untangling is a valuable skill to have: Christmas light strings, ear buds, charging cords, extension cords. The list is virtually endless.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
♪♫ “I got rope that tangle, tangle, tangles…” ♪♫
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good thing Fleshy isn’t around!!!!!!!!!!! :)
hornacek over 2 years ago
How does this fit into the sleepwalking plot?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
Anyone can wear any kind of a hat.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Monty is all hat and no cattle, pilgrim.
banjoAhhh! over 2 years ago
For men that live west of the Mississippi River, it’s part of their tradition, so it’s OK. But those men that live on the east side of the Mississippi wearing a cowboy hat just look silly.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Only our Monty! Talk about an “urban cowboy”! He can’t even lasso the wastepaper basket!
Monty is a klutz (among other pejoratives)….
yow4zip Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oh, what a tangled rope we weave.