Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 10, 2022

One thing for sure: That guy was NOT a zoologist.

Trout is exceedingly stupid, but it’s Agnes who’s always punished at school.

Go figure!!

No, don’t—it just reflects how lousy the school system is where they live.

we can see that tony is going to milk this one for all it’s worth…

I believe that Trout’s mom got the bird and milked it.

Actually.. milking fish is a real thing. Hatcheries do it all the time.

At least that guy wasn’t giving her mom the bird

This calls for genetic engineering.

Agnes and Trout seem to find brand new ways to scare me almost every day.

Did your mom buy the bird?

Wow.