Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 21, 2022

It’s the inner tube you want, not the spare tire.

Is he carrying … … a beach ball … inside?

In some cultures, a stout man is considered a more sexy figure than a thin man. It shows that he can provide for himself and others. The skinny guy is barely eating enough for himself. That is in some cultures.

Look at today’s Broom Hilda and Garfield; both would be great motivation for diet! ;-)

He’s drought and famine resistant.

It’s not actually compulsory to go to the beach. And if you go with Blanche, it will put things in proportion for anyone making fun of you.

The Wiz got fat mighty fast. It could be bloating. He might just need a good blowout; a massive flatulence attack. How do you spell relief? Ahhhhh.

There’s always next year…..

Because dark clothes absorb heat a lot more than light-colored ones. He’s gonna be baked alive!

Don’t get the speedo out just yet.

Self-awareness, Wiz.

Can a “glamour” get a nice tan?

Just a little thinning spell will do ya!!!

I found the incantation. It’s called “Tuckitineth Bellyfatus”

“Wiz” is pregnant? (Given that certain segments of our ‘society’, say that is entirely possible)