Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 11, 2022

Some of us could use some peace and quiet, but NEIGH!

From the color of Marigold’s coat, I can tell that it’s just white noise.

I have a hard time falling asleep at night without listening to relaxing, instrumental music. Even back when I used to work at a Salvation Army donation station before currently the grocery store, I used to feel bored in the down time waiting for donors until I brought along a radio.

This entry and it being good. Yay or Neigh? Neigh I guess:-D.

Marigold is a good Neigh-bor.

Yes, I went there …………………………………… sorry.

Nay (Neigh) I say!

Now she has me wondering what a unicorn’s neigh would sound like!

You could also go inside and play video games. That’ll drown out the quiet.

Yet anther neighsayer heard from.

Marigold just wants some noise. WHITE noise.

You sayeth neigheth?

Query: what’s the difference between a neigh and a whinny?

Ooooooooh, my head!! Those goblins brew some potent stuff. And that fairy dust. WOAH BOY!! * downs tylenol and 0.5 liter water *

Neigh-tural fade out

I’m pretty sure that the ckrickets did this last night as the sun came up… Maybe crickets read “Phoebe and her Unicorn?” haha